C-c-c-c-craaaazy neighbours!

[AlinaPOW]

Share your stories!
Take mine for example... I just went outside to discover they have installed yet another Jesus loving decoration out front of their house. They've had campaign sign posts, posters and other such things and i thought they were odd... but this is just ridiculous! Okay. You know those electronic signs and the words move across the screen? Yep. They've got one of those installed. The words? Vote 1 Jesus. Holy hell! :D

[Neryssah]

Aha!

We don't actually have any "neighbours" where we are now, but when we lived in town there was a woman up the road who was absolutely OBSESSED with her garden. She'd convinced herself that she owned the footpath, and nobody could walk on it because it belonged to her garden.

Anyway, if someone tried walking down the footpath she'd attack them with shovels and hoses and all that. She chased my 4 year old brother down the street with a rake one time. Funniest ever :D

The council wouldn't go near her or anything either cos she made death threats and stuff. It was pretty funny, she's still at it now [5 years? later] but she's toned it down a bit.

[Habibster]

Sounds a bit like a few of my neighbours....

[cdejonge]

Our neighbour's kids (down the road) are overly competitive with sport. "Friendly" street games often ended in cricket bats being thrown at each other, chasing each other with axes and just general entertainment. :)

[Colezy]

Our neighbour's kids (down the road) are overly competitive with sport. "Friendly" street games often ended in cricket bats being thrown at each other, chasing each other with axes and just general entertainment. :)

Geeze, they are friendly!! :p

One lot of my neighbours always ends up with a dead dog only weeks after getting one. In the 16 years I've been living in this particular house, they've gone through 10 dogs!

[cdejonge]

Geeze, they are friendly!! :p

One lot of my neighbours always ends up with a dead dog only weeks after getting one. In the 16 years I've been living in this particular house, they've gone through 10 dogs!Damn, keep your pets away from them!

I forgot those neighours of ours used to also chase each other with golf clubs too. They kept it in the sporting theme.

[Colezy]

Bahaha, what a crazy bunch! My family doesn't have any pets, so we're safe!!

[cdejonge]

The two brother's next door used to fight also. They were both very uncoordinated so it was funny to watch. I used to get sick of our games never actually finishing, so I'd walk along these log things (like a fence/barrier) along the side of the oval or do pushups.

When we played street cricket, if the competitive ones could see they would lose, they'd crack the shits and stop playing and we'd never finish a game.

[The Dying Start]

My Gran has these weirdos living next door. They'd always been on "friendly" terms...you know the usual saying Hi if you see them and whatever. But they're really weird and rarely come out, and at Christmas, Gran used to give them a Chrissie card, and in return they gave Gran just the front of a Chrissi card. They obviously cut the cover off last years ones and send them out again...classy!

Anyway Gran used to look after me and my bro all the time and my Bro played basketball, so we got a basketball ring in the driveway. The neighbours had this huge fence put in because they're psycho privacy people, but this made the ball bouncing echo...and they cracked the shits. Anyway, they rarely gave a ball back if it went over and they used to get shitty if one of the balls went on Grans carport roof, coz when i climbed up to get it i could see into their yard. Turns out a year or so later we find out why....they grow some of the wacky stuff.

Anyway, they were totally psycho about everything and the bloke in particular has some kind of anger management problem coz one day when we were out playing basketball he totally went nuts and threw a wheelbarrow at the fence.

Mum and dad and Gran and the psychos went to some mediation thing and me and bro had a certain time limit for basketball and stuff. In the end me and bro didn't wanna play basketball and we literally just went out in the drive way and threw the ball at the fence for our half an hour alotment, just to give them the shits.

They're totally the gayest neighbours ever.

[cdejonge]

bahahaha! That's hilarious. I know other people who do the front Chrissie card thing too.

[The Dying Start]

I forgot to add that Sascha (the psycho man) turns BRIGHT red when he gets mad. And when i say bright red, i mean....you've been laying in full sun ALL DAY on a 40 degree day. That kinda bright red. It looks bloody weird. But as a result we tend to refer to his spazz attacks as "Return of the tomato people".

[Colezy]

.....Turns out a year or so later we find out why....they grow some of the wacky stuff.
My Uncle in QLD has neighbours who grow it too. From his balcony you can see over the fence into the neighbours place. I remember when I was on holidays there in Jan '04 and the police came to bust them for it. They ran out into the back yard and tried to lock themselves in the shed, believing that no one would ever find them there. They also used an old wooden door as their table near the BBQ and plant pots as seats. Crazy people. They smelt funny too..kind of a gross musty smell mixed with BO...not that I got close to them. You could smell it out of their front door.


Anyway, they were totally psycho about everything and the bloke in particular has some kind of anger management problem coz one day when we were out playing basketball he totally went nuts and threw a wheelbarrow at the fence.
Haha, that is CLASSIC!!

[The Dying Start]

My Uncle in QLD has neighbours who grow it too. From his balcony you can see over the fence into the neighbours place.

My best mate has a neighbour diagonaly across from the back of his block who grows it too. And my mates brother is a pot head and generally just one fucken funny guy....and he literally went fishing over the back fence and managed to score some fat bud. Last i heard my mates bro had racked the lot and the neighbours were no longer growing...at least not in that spot!

[Jodez]

Ok so i have i few stories up my sleeve. I live in a small block of flats, there is the bottom floor, second and then third where i am and we all have little balconies.
Number one -
Right underneath us a few years back there was this jamaician (sp?) guy who was obsessed with Bob Marley, anyway he had his music up full ball and was always stoned. one day my mum went outside and just said hi to be friendly wen he said hi how r u etc,, then next thing you know he asks my mum to marry him...Like WTF! of course she said no lol

Number 2
When that guy finally got the ass this other disfunctional couple (on drugs to) moved in....And my god they were so not suited for each other. One night they were having an arguement (you can hear ppl when they yell from downstairs) anyway we hear a scream and FUCK YOU MARK! ANd then a LET ME OUT!! haha the guy had locked the chick out on the balcony LOL after like half an hr of her screaming and kicking the door he must of let her back in.

Then a few days later, another fight, this time he locked her outside the front, adn she was having a massive hissy fit and kicking the crap out of the door wen a big SMASH!!!! SMASH happens,, guess who decided punching their kitchen window would be fun!?! yup she did

Then another time and i kid you not this happened
They were arguing again, and fully yelling, next thing we know we hear an all MIGHTY CRASH AND BANG only to see that the guy had tried throwing out their bloody fridge out the window and over the balcony. Need i say more:

Other things that have happend:
ONe quiet evening, while eating a bowl of spag bowl, we hear a bang of metal, then a massive thud and the building shake. So knobs who were obviously driving a stolen car were on a police dashing race and decided to smash the car through metal fences and smash into our block of flats and take off...Yes well, not good having a bazillion cop cars around looking for them and seeing some other ppl who must of known the guys wiping the finger prints off the car..

Oh but wait theres more!!!

There was a really bad storm one day, anyway it ripped off the roof from some flats across the road. anywho, when i was walking past it on my way to uni, the bloody roof ripped off and nearly fucking hit me! i couldnt believe my luck i swear, just like ive nearly been hit by lightning twice now, but thats another story.

Then one other time there was a big smack and thud and i got outside to see a van had fully turned over on the side. story tht has been told is that it was stolen while the owner was asleep in it. Thats all right now. Later

[Watty]

My neighbour always leaves a bag of fruit and junk mail outside the front door and we have regular people who park their cars on the kerb so they can walk over to the pub across the road.

Turns out a year or so later we find out why....they grow some of the wacky stuff.

I thought I saw pot growing near a restaurant down town not long ago haha

[Jake]

Back in Adelaide I had bogan neighbours. There were always random family members coming and going every few months. Once, the neighbour across the road was burgled, so police were called and whatnot, but the guys doing it got away. Bogans next door stayed up, in the front garden, on garden chairs, drinking beers. Robber comes back to take microwave from a bush in the garden. Rather than trying to get a description, or calling police, he shouts (but doesn't get up) and of course, robber gets away (with microwave).

Also, when we moved, they said they'd take a few pieces of furniture. About 3 weeks before we go, we go around to discuss when they'll get it and they say they don't want it, they'd been meaning to tell us. Fantastic. Think it went to the salvos in the end.

[graverobbin'bastard]

haha, I haven't really had an crazy neighbours so much but I have a crazy roommate right now. Does that count? heh, she has me watching tv with headphones on at night and umm leaves labels on everything ridiculous ones too like "Please keep deadbolt locked at all times" I like the one saying to keep the balcony door closed cause of my cat. I know I have a fucking cat you know I have a fucking cat! Who are you telling with these labels?

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

unfortunately I live in a block of units and my bedroom in next to some lady's bedroom. I've heard her having sex a few times REALLY LOUDLY. Its quite gross.

I hardly really see anyone around though, except the hot guys across the hall.

[AlinaPOW]

I like this thread :)

My friend has neighbours that are both deaf and almost completely blind. Whenever her basketballs go across the fence the man gets the ball, deflates it and shoves it in their cupboard never to be seen again. We're talking $50 balls.

[Ally]

That's like the old lady who lived next door to my dad's old house. I think we were talking about this on Wednesday at the Palace, weren't we? Anyway, we lived in a court and all us kids used to play out on the road. Whenever a ball went onto her property, she would run out with a giant kitchen knife, stab the ball and run back inside. We, being the mature kids we were back then, got her back by putting fart bombs in her letterbox. :)

[AlinaPOW]

Yeah we were. Man you have no idea how much i laughed just then!

I guess my neighbours are nothing compared to you guys! The man guy used to be like the chaplain or something at my school and anyway, when we moved in there he came across the road and got pissed off 'coz we had parked against our own driveway! A few weeks later all our mail was STILL being sent to them which resulted in their gas and electricity getting switched off. They were displeased. Then mum crashed her car into their fence and knocked it down. Once again, crank-tacular.

But all the jesus campaign posters and bumper stickers and now an ELECTRONIC SIGN...

[The Dying Start]

Your mum can't drive. That'd piss me off too. :D

[Caity]

Neighbour to the left:
-Runs a home music class thing, has 500 cars a week in our street.
-Coughs up her lungs every morning without fail.
-Feels the need to share EVERY detail of her labour with me.

Neighbour to the right:
-Come and go at weird hours - 2am leaving, 6am arriving etc.
-Often hear banging and crashing at odd hours of the morning (3am)
-Lights often go on and off infrequently during the night.

Neighbour up the street:
-Put a sign up saying "Poison kills old gum trees" - he accused our neighbour to the right of poisoning his gum trees.
-Climbed his gum tree (IN WINDY WEATHER) and fell out, and is now a part-paraplegic and blamed neighbours to the right.

Neighbour across the road and up a bit:
-Drugs her kids because they "give her a headache"
-No sense of humour. At all.

[Kev]

I had awesome neighbours either side of me.

One side shifted out after so many years, then we had a family in, and they virtually destroyed the house, threw garbage around their yard

and their kids constantly in our yard trying to pinch stuff

Now we have a guy who I went to school live next to me. The only problem I have is when he goes outside to chunder after drinking or something like that. The noises he makes make me sick

[Aaron]

The only problem I have is when he goes outside to chunder after drinking or something like that. The noises he makes make me sick
You'd be in a real pickle if the sound of your own chunder made you sick. And by pickle I mean large puddle of your own puke.

[alkaline-kiwi]

My neighbours on the left side are quite amusing.

They have a flagpole (and NZ flag) in the front yard along with a fountain type thing. My boyfriend's brother wants to put dishwashing liquid in the fountain.
They used to go on about our cat having sex and ask mum when we were getting her fixed (we were waiting on her to recover from having kittens).
The woman is very butch and the guy is very feminine so yeah, its quite funny. They're quite nosy and gossipy so we try not to tell them anything.

[*M!]

my closest neighbours are about 1km away so they don't generally disturb anyone at all...

i have been known to sing and yell too loud and they've heard me but... that would make me the crazy neighbour! :O

back at uni i had some crazy alcovies (like a neighbour but we lived in an alcove... strange but true) i also lived in an alcove with a bathroom so i had a lot of naked neighbours...

ahhh... fun times!

*giggles*

i miss uni!

*M!

[Bec]

You sung and yelled so loud that they heard you from 1km away?
Wow that's pretty impressive!

[*M!]

yes... i've always had a large and loud set of lungs...

actually - the neighbours that heard me are probably just over 1km away... i would like to measure that at some stage so i'm not giving false figures!

loud and proud baby!

*giggles* :D

*M!

[Erin]

our neighbours behind us throw large parties with the music blaring until four in the morning...apart from that, we're classified crazy neighbours...we're too bloody loud. What do you expect from a family of 6 who would kill each other if we could

[Rosie28]

When theres a speed camera outside our house, my neighbour puts a sign out side saying 'speed camera' haha he's so cool.

The other one isn't so nice, my brothers used to play football in his backyard (it was his holiday house) and when he came down he would somehow notice coz they 'wrecked the grass' oh and dad went over there once and his son had these little dogs, and they bit dads ankle and he had to go to the doctors.

[The Dying Start]

Our neighbours are old English imigrants. They're in their 60's i think. The bloke likes to get about in his speedos for the bulk of the year, and the sheila has been known to sunbake nude in the backroom. She also is an artist and draws nudes of her husband. She even took my mum over to show her all these pictures of her naked husband. It was funny.

[Rosie28]

Our neighbours are old English imigrants. They're in their 60's i think. The bloke likes to get about in his speedos for the bulk of the year, and the sheila has been known to sunbake nude in the backroom. She also is an artist and draws nudes of her husband. She even took my mum over to show her all these pictures of her naked husband. It was funny.

:eek: youre joking, right?

[Liz]

My neighbours on the left are horses in a paddock.
My neighbours on the right are awesome. Their song loves TLE about as much as I do. And his mum makes a really good chocolate caramel slice.

[Erin]

wish i had neighbours like liz :p

the only person i've made friends with in my street is moving :(

[Liz]

No you don't. Horses stink.

[Rosie28]

the only person i've made friends with in my street is moving :(

Same :( only 5 minutes away though but I wont see them as often, they are so cute, the girls 6 and the little boy is 3 I think

[Liz]

I love my neighbours. On the right. My neighbour in Snowtown was a lonely old lady would was always over at my place teaching mum how to cook. That got a bit scary when I came home every afternoon and there was a strange woman in my kitchen.

[NowhereTown]

one time our neighbours threatened to cut about an inch off our shed roof because it was alittle on there side. other than that and dogs barking al the time thats the only problem we've had with neighbours

[Rosie28]

one time our neighbours threatened to cut about an inch off our shed roof because it was alittle on there side.

Hahaha!! How annoying :rolleyes:

[trina]

When I was little the neighbours over our back fence had a really big old tree that leaned over our fence, and a branch fell off it and landed on my cubby house.
My parents went to talk to them and asked if they could cut off the bits that were leaning over incase more fell, and they went ballistic and started yelling about how it was an endangered gum tree or something like that.

A few weeks another branch fell and my parents went to ask them again, and they said no, then started putting up these signs on the back of their house that said stuff like 'Nature Murderers' and 'Tree Haters' and stuff like that.
It was all very exciting and dramatic. And then they moved away.

[State_Of_Emergency]

I don't have crazy neighbours..

I wish I lived closer to my friends so I could see them more often

(one of my friends are moving to the same street as two other of my friends.. they all get to walk home together then... :( i feel left out)

[CourTLErocks]

well, my neighbours to the left used to have big massive ass parties when their parents went away and drunk people in the pool looks so retarded. anyway one night there was this massive fight goin on and cops came and it was friggin great entertainment. the parents, however, were nosy as people and their kids could do no wrong so when i had parties, they would dob me in to my parents and tell them to disapline me... my mum was home for most of them anyway, she thinks they were dickheads.

Anyway, they moved, now we have some family with little brat kids that scream when they dont get their own way.

to my right, we have the family whose parents are forever seperated then together..the screaming and items thrown gets annoying, the little girl strips off and runs away, the mum is always blaming the brothers for everything and she has the worst sounding laugh ever. One of the brothers mates has the shittest loudest car, the other one is suicidal and threatened to stab a teacher and another kid. The little girl "sings" at the top of her lungs...headache city. and to top it all off, their house burns down so we get bloody builders rebuilding it and now the family is back.

2 old people across the road and the woman thinks her husband is out to get her..loony!

More kids down the street.

Another older couple took in a "recovering" druggo who we found out wasnt "recovering" well as when they left there was smoke in the backyard, also he came to my house when a party was on and threatened to stab one of the guys there.

also, people up the streets house smells like a sewerage plant.

Oh yes, its a fun time in my street.

[Emily]

great thread!

my old neighour used to cut her nature strip with scissors whilst in her dressing gown. (is that how u spell it?)

oh and one side had a restraining order against the other side...potplant thrown that kinda stuff...

ohh and i used to see one ballroom dance with her girlfriend from out our kitchen window (in the backyard in their underwear) (not that i was looking!!)

[hillaas]

One of my neighbors tried to hack down the fences in the street. I dunno why but he seems to enjoy it.

The rest are OK...

[Madtwins]

Wow nice thread! We living in student's hostel nearly 6 years and if we'll try to tell all stories we'll hold a record of posts quantity.

We have 2 types of stories - about our roommate Lyda (she was clinical crazy 30 years woman) and about 3 idiots in next room (behind our wall).

1. Three idiots are Eminem- home-mama boy "victim", Mackhno - agressive redneck , Pizdyk (translated cunt-motormouth) loud-talking dumb-rich boy without own opinion, thin and ugly.

-They don't sleep at nigth, drinking beer, smoke dope, playing loud-pops music, playing video-games BUT they all have girlfriends which make them scandal for their behavior. Worsest is that they hanging around in a corridor for let all kids see how "cool" they are and how much beer they drunked.

-Pizdyk talks so loud that we always hear his vioce in our room thorught the wall
One night: - voice of Mackhno(ingratiating) Eminem let's wanking
Than 200 times voice of Pizdyk : Eminem give me!
-than after oh-ah voice of Eminem: don't rip it out

-On their first year in hostel. 3 hours at night. From corridor -voice of Potap (crazy and dangerous older guy which lived in hostel illegal). Potap (drunked) tried to break the door of Idiot's room asking to let him in. In their room totally silent. All floor woked up and listening it from their rooms (we have 32 rooms on floor). Potap begins to threaten told that he will break the door and put a table-legs in their asses. In their room totally silent. Potap begins to breaking the door, crash and noice but he failed. Potap telling loudly: Everyone in every room - if they are not there - I am an idiot! In their room totally silent. Potap go away and we immediately heared frightened muted talks of Pizdyk and Eminem behind the wall.

-once they drinked beer all day and all night for show, they have a kind of party in corridor and then drunked told - how much we drunked, if we told someone they don't believed us. We are the gods! they left all bottles near their room's door for show.


2. Crazy Lyda

-Lyda have many bags and plastic bottles, she bringed milk from her willage and sell it in pedestrian subway. In the summer she sells boiled corn. Once she carried big bag with hot corn and met one of hers street-boyfriend. She didn't told him what in her bag and asked to help to carry it back in hostel just for spent some time with him and seduce. Boy went away and all corn was damaged.

-During 3 years of common living in room Lyda had a 4 constant boyfriends. All younger than she. #1 went to her and eated all her food and telling stuff like "I have girl here and there and far away and blah blah" He eated all food, telling - what a crap it is, when he eated all he immediately go away. We had alot of problems with him with music. Lyda told him we are monsters and tried to set him on us, he brought a big dynamic and stereo for she for muffling our music.
#2 Was a total redneck and he wanted to beat us.
#3 was nearly a criminal and in the end he punched Lyda in eye. He come to our room and just sleeped on Lyda's bed. One day he sleeped and #1 comed. He was totally pissed of when we told to him that #3 now live here instead of Lyda.
One day it was like Weman-holyday 8 of March - #3 bringed Lyda jacket like pesent, they come out and after some hours Lyda come back with tears, she found condoms in jacket's pocket and understood that she must to "pay" for gift. She come out and then cops came, then #3 with beated face come, it was a crazy day.
#4 was same as Lyda - cazy guy from village. He come one day and asked us about Lyda's life and he asked "which kind of art she choose?" (in univercity she studied art). We told - the art of sponger! Than Lyda cried and told that now he told it to everyone of her relatives in village. We told- it's truth!
On St.Valentine day #4 come and coocked something in kitchen, weare also went to kitchen and saw in corridor that Lyda hugs with #3! He also come! We asked #4 - Why you coocking when Lyda hugs with another. He throw all and rushed to corridor - it was like in a soap opera! Then he go away.

Lyda didn't have sex with anyone of them.

We had alot-alot-alot of problems with Lyda. She didn't close a door and someone stole our scanner when we were out. Lyda didn't tidy up a room, she broke everything and loose stuff. Nobody from univercity's heads couldn't do anything with she because she used terroristic methods for get what she wants.After she was kicked out of hostel we carried our 49 kilogrammes of mackle-paper.

Her mother was 100 times worse!!! She comed several times to hostel for helping Lyda to get some from univercity chefs.

We can tell more....:)

[Disease]

ohh and i used to see one ballroom dance with her girlfriend from out our kitchen window (in the backyard in their underwear) (not that i was looking!!)

.. SHE was ballroom dancing with her GIRLfriend? Both in their underwear? In their backyard?

Okaay..

[Emily]

.. SHE was ballroom dancing with her GIRLfriend? Both in their underwear? In their backyard?

Okaay..


yep...thats pretty much it

[Kev]

We are really good friends with the people on one side of us. Almost like family they are.

On the other side, there is a guy I went to school with and his partner. They only just shifted there. Good bloke.

We had some other good people nextdoor to us, but they had to shift due to work, but before them we had Islanders.

They were terrible neighbours. Lighting fires in the backyard during fireban, rubbish everywhere in the front/back yards.

Before them we had awesome neighbours. Good friends of the family. Either side of us we had good neighbours. It was great. BBQ's, parties the works.

[Mirm]

my neighbours are crazier than everyone else's neighbours. The bastard next door shot one of our cats. it lived, but still. now its traumatised. And theres bulletholes in the side of one of our shacks because he didnt get along with the last people who lived here.
And the people on the other side were really weird. they'd never wave or anything, and one time we drove up our driveway and we saw the wife and she ran and hid behind a tree.

the neighbours at my parent's place arent so bad though. some are cranky, some are drug dealers and some just have really loud parties now and then. one of the cocks down the street once hit my dog over her back legs with a pipe though, that was pretty sucky.

[Bec]

Shit, can't you get them arrested or fined or something for shooting your cat and the other one for hitting your dog? That's horrible!

[Mirm]

we called the police about the cat incident, but he just said "i thought it was a gigantic rat coming after my chickens".. lewzer. he had said to us a few days before "if i see any of those cats near me, i'm going to shoot them".
Theres also this guy up the road who has a son that has a few mental problems, and one day me and my boyfriend had been for a run, and we heard a fight, so hamish went over to see if everything was okay (because the guy is pretty damn old and we could hear someone getting hurt), and it turned out the son was beating him up. It was icky.
That same family had this dog, and one day my boyfriend's dad went over to see the guy, and the dog tried to attack him and ended up mauling his hand. all the bones in his hand were broken and because of medication he was already on, he couldnt have painkillers, and then he got an infection in his bones and the hospitals here didnt have the medicine for it, so they had to send away and blah blah blah, and long story short, he now doesnt have much movement in that hand at all. Like, he can't even sharpen a pencil now. Sucks for him, so he's going to try and get some compensation from the hospital, because now he can't build the house he had planned or drive a manual car or make any of his sculptures etc etc.

[AlinaPOW]

Woah......

[The Dying Start]

Yeah, American TV is based on Miriams lyfe man.

[dirty man]

i think one of our neighbours were doin drugs, we've had lots of drunks in out neighbourhood, many of them are quite humerous

[Mirm]

Yeah, American TV is based on Miriams lyfe man.

except in real life, nobody is nearly as sexy, and the soundtrack is fucking psytrance.

[dirty man]

hahahahaha good call, very good call

[The Dying Start]

except in real life, nobody is nearly as sexy, and the soundtrack is fucking psytrance.

Oh yeah. I forgot that Lismore is Australia's sexy deadspot.

[Madtwins]

Oh what a mess!!! Yesterday we went to sleep at 5 of morning. At 9 of morning superintendent began a investigation who throw out two flamed mattresses from his windw !!!! We have a building site behaind a dorm's walls and those blazing mattresses falled there and watchman had a very nice awekening.
It was thrown from our side of corridor-rooms so we haped it was our three idiots neigbours and soon they'll get a reprimand!!!!