Fave TLE Quotes

[Dwntwn lights]

I'd pay money to see that haha

I saw him do that in person for free. :p

[Kacky]

Haha, right place at the right time!

[Evil Chris]

Trav: Chris deserves a medal for writing A GOD DAMN SONG!!!

[mel_bound]

I saw him do that in person for free. :p

nooooooo! :p

[The Dying Start]

" What happened to the guy who was tap dancing?... He fell into the sink and broke his leg" - Andy @ SoE Adelaide May 17th
somethin' 'long those lines, after Chris asks Andy to "tell us a joke" Anyone there to correct??...

"What Happened To The Tap Dancer?"

[kelso]

Chris: This one's called reality TV can go fuck themselves

It felt so good hearing him say that

I wanna hear him say that
when did he say that?
sounds like something for the beginning of playing We Want More

[Colezy]

He said it during the Sydney, Oct 12th gig...its probably still in the video thread for download! :) If not, I'll upload it.
And I'm pretty sure it was said before WWM!!

[The Dying Start]

Good pick!

[Kacky]

I really like when Scott does the "Step into my salon!" thing on the FHOI DVD. :p

[Colezy]

Thtep into my thalon!! hahaha.
I love that part too! :p

[Kacky]

The first time I watched it, I bursted out laughing at that part.

Oh and the "Is that your Mum's name?" part.

[Colezy]

Haha, man, that DVD is full of many a great quote from all of the boys! :D

[Kacky]

I watch it all the time when I have nothing better to do.

I still have yet to get the Live@ Festival Hall one. :(

[kelso]

I need to get that dvd
I need it NOW haha
I wanna hear the "thalon" :( lol

[Kacky]

...Come to my house, and we can have a viewing party! :)

[kelso]

sounds dirty
I'm in! XD

[Kacky]

Haha! Kelsey, get your mind out of the gutter!

[kelso]

hey, you cant deny that a TLE viewing party would be the greatest thing ever :p
if you catch me drift aye aye

[Kacky]

Of course it would be. :]

[kelso]

avavavavaavava :D


oh oh and on the Jtv interview
"Razzledazzle!"

^______^

[Kacky]

HAHA.
I knew you'd have a reaction to my avatar. ;) You know you love the spikey blonde hair.

"Maybe delivering the trash, not delivering, sorry, collecting the trash."

[kelso]

gawwwd yes
that picture is BEST!

I love that interview
he's so charming
haha thats the only way I can describe Chris- charming *wub*

[Colezy]

If that photo in your avatar had his face showing too, it'd be even hotter! :p

I really need to find my fave TLE quotes!

*edit - I know one! "6 o'clock..undies...alarm...the birds were chirping" something like that anyway. I don't have the video on here anymore, its only on dvd, but I love that part! :p

[Kacky]

I do too! There's a few of them I quite like.

Oh and Kelsey, was this the *Wub* smiley you were looking for? http://www.greendaycommunity.org/Forum/style_emoticons/dark/wub.gif

[kelso]

hehe yes

"I was like, what I am doing here? undies...smoke alarm...6 o'clock in the morning...the birds were chirping.." cue Andy "coo news anchor voice" Strachan

I know that video by heart :D

[Evil Chris]

Trav: This song is quite a fast one so try and pick out all the mistakes me and Scott make, and the one that picks the most mistakes gets..nothing.

Scott: Gets a knock in the head.


Trav: We can go all frikken night... we'll have lots of sugars together

Damn Trav is a funny fuck.

[E.B.]

He said it during the Sydney, Oct 12th gig...its probably still in the video thread for download! :) If not, I'll upload it.
And I'm pretty sure it was said before WWM!!

Yeah he said it before WWM

[bringin' it all back home]

where do you get all these great quotes from?
i have the from here on in dvd, but i want more!!!!!

[Bec]

Interviews, gigs, the SOE dvd, TV shows, meeting them in person.. that sort of thing :)

[The Dying Start]

Thtep into my thalon!! hahaha.
I love that part too! :p

That's my catchcry. I've repeated it so often that it's stuck. Oh the shame!



"This one's about a prostitute that Andy used to know....very well i might add

It's called "My Friend The Prostitute'. "

[mel_bound]

hahaha. Andy knows some strange people

"I knew a girl who could wear jeans and get herself off walking down the street"

[The Dying Start]

I wish i knew that girl

[Evil Chris]

Chris: Here's a song I wrote about the beautiful city of sydney

Trav: When you say beautiful, you mean ugly as shit.

[Kacky]

hahaha. Andy knows some strange people

"I knew a girl who could wear jeans and get herself off walking down the street"

Haha! I knew you were going to post that. ;) :p

[Evil Chris]

Something in her pants maybe? It sucks that us blokes have to do it by hand still...













Chris: Thats the last time I tell (forgot his name) that the white stripes are shit!

He said that when his face was all covered in blood.






















Scott, immitating someone: uh, your better then the rest of the shit, ah me daughter likes yas so your better then the rest of the shit.

[kelso]

hahaha. Andy knows some strange people

"I knew a girl who could wear jeans and get herself off walking down the street"

remember my photoshop challenge? :D

[mel_bound]

Chris: Thats the last time I tell (forgot his name) that the white stripes are shit!Jack White
Scott, immitating someone: uh, your better then the rest of the shit, ah me daughter likes yas so your better then the rest of the shit.Angus Young
:rolleyes:
remember my photoshop challenge? :D
I sure do! haha. I hope he saw that!

[The Dying Start]

Chris: Here's a song I wrote about the beautiful city of sydney

Trav: When you say beautiful, you mean ugly as shit.

And when you say Trav you really mean Scott: "and when you say beautiful you really mean 'Ugly As Shit'."

[Neo]

hahaha and that evil chris dude said in another thread that he has a really good memory

[Evil Chris]

hahaha and that evil chris dude said in another thread that he has a really good memory
It sounds like Trav. And also, it was on Audio when I heard it. Plus, I would think only Trav would say that.

[Colezy]

It was Scott. Trust us :)

[Bec]

No.. it sounded like Scott, and it was Scott. I'm sure lots of people other than Trav could say something like that.

And it still doesn't stop the fact that you forgot who Chris was referring to in two quotes :p Good memory my arse.

[Evil Chris]

I remember completely random things. The last time I watched FHOI was actually a couple of nights ago. The last time I saw that harry potter movie was like 5 years ago.

My Fav Quote;

Trav: Get that fucking camera out of my face or I'll smash it, and I can smash it. You wanna know why? Well I don't know but I can!

[The Dying Start]

That was Scott too!




Okay, no it wasn't. I'm sorry.

[bringin' it all back home]

its not really a quote.. well its not a quote at all..
but on the from here on in cd under the covers,
at the start of tainted love he burps and says excuse me...
its so funny..
yes, i have a small mind... :)

[The Dying Start]

The infamous "burp version" of Tainted Love. Another song released probably due to some pressure on these here forums!

[Johnny_Wah]

Chris: It's been a long time...since I drew on an animal.

Made me lol.

[The Dying Start]

Agreed. I must admit, it's been a long time between drinks for me also.

[bringin' it all back home]

The infamous "burp version" of Tainted Love. Another song released probably due to some pressure on these here forums!

Oh i love you!!! you should do it more often

[The Dying Start]

That one wasn't exactly a concerted effort though. It was generally a bunch of people talking about it, and then bunch of newer people going "I've never heard it...I'm desperate", and then it all quietened down, and a few months later it appeared on th Under The Covers CD.

[Evil Chris]

Trav: "I think I'll but in, I'm the drummer and the drummer isn't supposed to talk but I will any way... This album is different because its got Bass, Drums, Guitar, heaps of singing, and I think there's a hand clap in there which hasnt really been done since the beatles."

[bringin' it all back home]

yeah that was a good one :) i like them - just cant remember them

[The Dying Start]

Trav: "I think I'll but in, I'm the drummer and the drummer isn't supposed to talk but I will any way... This album is different because its got Bass, Drums, Guitar, heaps of singing, and I think there's a hand clap in there which hasnt really been done since the beatles."

Hahaha and then the performance... "Leeaving hoooome!"

[kelso]

the end of part 6 of the undercover interviews has some great quotes
talking about the wiggles and all XD

[Kacky]

"Whenever I come to Canada, and other Aussies say hi to me...they sound fucking weird! I must sound weird! But I guess that's what you're used to." --Chris to my friends and I after the Toronto show.

[kelso]

there's aussies in canada?

[Kacky]

Yeah, there was a few at the Toronto show.

One of them was hitting on my mom. HAHAH.

[kelso]

whoa weird
like..they live there or they just decided to travel a bajillion miles to see them in Toronto? XD

[Kacky]

I don't know...I'm pretty sure some live in Toronto.
That city is so multi-cultural.

[Grumma]

I think Trav's quotes deserve their own thread.

They're better then Chris, Andy and Scott's combined

[The Dying Start]

All Hail Sir Trav Of The Bang-Bang!

"I find the ARIA's a fucking joke and you can quote me on that. Tina Arena, what a fucking joke. You can quote me on that as well."

"I don't judge Oasis on their playing skills. I judge them on how good I can sing their songs when I'm pissed"

"We're The Living End from Australia. We don't sing about raping women or being tough" - Joking about Eminem at a festival when they were on opposite stages at the same time.

"I'd rather punch you in the head than fucken argue."

"Rich posh cunts. Fuck 'em" - On US bands.

"Leave the poor man alone. He's suffered enough" - On the real Uncle Harry

"I think Grinspoon don't like us sometimes because they are still searching for that illusive fourth cord but um...if they want to come and see me I'll show em where it is"

"Mister Guitar God" - on Chris.

"Not technically" - On being arrested.

"We won't tolerate hair floppage on stage"

"Chris and Scott will probably not agree with what I am about to say, but as far as I'm concerned, who is better than us?"

"We don't sing about the bitches and the money."

"Because if I wanted to be famous, I would have been an actor, you know? Let's face it, I've got the dashing good looks..."

[Grumma]

Sw00n

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/23/TRAVDEMP.jpg

Though that hairy is pretty bad

[The Dying Start]

I agree entirely. His 97 hair was da best.

[Grumma]

The shorter spikey style?

If so then yes, yes it was

[The Dying Start]

Affirmative sir.

[Grumma]

w3rd it bro

[Colezy]

Mmmm, that was a hot hairstyle!

[Grumma]

When I get mine cut it'll be better

Mullet FTW

[kelso]

I don't know...I'm pretty sure some live in Toronto.
That city is so multi-cultural.

haha yeah you're right
there's a lot of chinese people there too
....a lot of chinese people lol

[Johnny_Wah]

When I get mine cut it'll be better

Mullet FTW

You mean FTB. For the bogan.

[The Dying Start]

That goes without saying...

[dirty man]

Sw00n

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/23/TRAVDEMP.jpg

Though that hairy is pretty bad

that was the best style!

[The Dying Start]

No waaaaaay maaaaaan!

[kelso]

"Upright goes upright, acrossways goes acrossways"

hah thanks for the FYI Chris :p

[Colezy]

that was the best style!
Ew. You've got to be joking, right??

"Upright goes upright, acrossways goes acrossways"

hah thanks for the FYI Chris :p
Heh. Where was that from??
What a loser! :p Although...I say silly stuff like that a lot!

[The Dying Start]

Heh! "Thanks for the For Your Information Chris"

[kelso]

Ew. You've got to be joking, right??


Heh. Where was that from??
What a loser! :p Although...I say silly stuff like that a lot!

hahaha the undercover interviews
..part 6?
..yeah

[Colezy]

Oh thats right!! I liked those interviews..thats the one where Chris starts going on about their songs going into retirement and something about them (the songs) wearing slippers and smoking??

[kelso]

yeah!
hahaha oh jeez XD
there's tons of good stuff from there
its what inspired me in the Photoshop Challenge thread :rolleyes:

[Evil Chris]

Quit Monkeying around!

[Colezy]

"Maybe it's because you were the only white guy riding through their neighbourhood on a BMX holding a beer in one hand?" - Trav talking about Scott.

The comment made me laugh! :p

[Evil Chris]

"This Song's Called Reality TV Can Go Fuck It Self" - Chris

"That song was how to destroy a guitar in 15 seconds" - Chris (After Playing E Boogie)

"We say fuck it, and life goes on and the show must go on" - Chris

"They got 10% of people who signed a petition to come there. For the other 90% fuck ya, we're coming anyway" - Chris

[Deadcat Kaye]

is that from Clipsal?

I coulda sworn it was
"that's called how to wreck a guitar in 10 seconds"

[Evil Chris]

it was something along those lines.

[The Dying Start]

Yes, that was from Clipsal

[Colezy]

Interviewer: This one's called Dirty Man... What's it about?
Chris: Alan Bond

Not exactly side splitting funny, but if you know who Alan Bond is, then you'll understand :p

[Jessii]

Kasey: "That weird big guy standing around was scary"
Chris: "His name is Andy."

[mel_bound]

Kasey: "That weird big guy standing around was scary"
Chris: "His name is Andy."
HAHAHAHhahahhahahahahaha.
hahahaha
ha ahaha.
:D :D

[Kacky]

Haha, Mel loves it. :p

[RollOn]

Haha, Mel loves it. :p

Correction: Mel loves Andy.

[Kacky]

Yeah, that too.

[Evil Chris]

Trav: "We'll all have lots of sugars together and...bond"

[Evil Chris]

Chris: *sings: The Past is in YOUR FUCKEN HEAD, the futures in our hands....

[Evil Chris]

Trav (At The Vandals Gig): We knew we sucked before we came here so your not telling us anything we don't know, butthead.

[Evil Chris]

Chris: This song's about a real dirty dirty Cougar Chick. The chicks that were meant to be topless. I thought they were gonna do it, you thought they were gonna do it, they thought they were gonna do it until they saw your faces.

[thelivingvines]

rockwiz- the round where all the questions have a weekday for their answers:
chris: "i always thought [friday on my mind] was such a weak song"
(if you don't get that one.... you shouldn't be here)

andy: this tourbus is.. would you say...
chris: shit?

[Colezy]

Interviewer: "blah, blah, blah, and you've got a great story about how you got your big break..."

Chris: "Well it was a cold winter of 1865..."

[Evil Chris]

Trav: You can tell the drummer by the shoes he wears. I'm a sneaker man which means I have no style what so ever. Scott's a real drummer, wearing Dot Martins when he plays, thats rock.



Chris: While the night is still young, local boy Andy Strachan might still get his gear off ladies and gentlemen.

[Evil Chris]

Lindsay: Hey Trav, have you ever seen snow falling from the sky?
Trav: No I usually see it falling from the ground






Trav: I see Lindsay has brought a little bit of Australiano with Him. Boots, shorts, and its -2 degrees out side.

[Colezy]

Trav: You can tell the drummer by the shoes he wears. I'm a sneaker man which means I have no style what so ever. Scott's a real drummer, wearing Dot Martins when he plays, thats rock.

*Doc Martins

Trav: I see Lindsay has brought a little bit of Australiano with Him. Boots, shorts, and its -2 degrees out side.
*Australiana, I'm sure.
Do you ever get your quotes from anywhere else apart from the dvd? :p

[Deadcat Kaye]

Lindsay: Hey Trav, have you ever seen snow falling from the sky?
Trav: No I generally see it falling from the ground






Trav: I see Lindsay has brought a little bit of Australiano with Him. Boots, shorts, and it's negative to out side.

la la la la.

[Evil Chris]

*Doc Martins


*Australiana, I'm sure.
Do you ever get your quotes from anywhere else apart from the dvd? :p

the dvd is where its at.

I cant find much in concerts, ect

[thelivingvines]

* "negative two" i think you'll find.

[damo0945]

maybe you should leave him alone a minute, thats what it says... and who is Lindsay for those of us who haven't seen that dvd? is it Lindsay McDougall (Doctor Lindemans) or otherwise?

[The Dying Start]

Lindsay the guitar tech supremo, from years gone by.

[Evil Chris]

Some Fan: Chris! Please Say Hi To My Camera!
Chris: Hi Your Camera.

Its from some random video I fount on myspace.

[Kacky]

<Andy_Strachan> guys im out of here,sorry bout the lack of computer skills.i will get some lessons

[The Dying Start]

Hahahah the poor boy!

[Kacky]

:p

<chrisisalegend> Chris what's a good band name?

<ChrisCheney> what about jockstrap and his elastic band - sorry for the bad humour, Im not to blame.

[Colezy]

Which chat thinger are they from, Chels??

[Kacky]

This (http://www.23rdprecinct.net/articles/chat/2002_1610.htm) one, and this (http://www.23rdprecinct.net/articles/chat/2002_3012.htm) one. :)

[Colezy]

Oh yeaahhhh. I forgot about those :rolleyes:

[Kacky]

Haha, silly! I got bored and decided to read them the other night, they were funny!

[The Dying Start]

You wouldn't believe how long it took me to format those fuckers.

[damo0945]

well, to have any chance of believing it, you'd have to tell us

[Jessii]

Gah i cringe at those, my dad kept typing in stupid questions when i was away from the comp. Only bit i like is when i said Dad saw The Who and Small Faces when he was 15 and Chris wanted more details haha.

[Kacky]

I skimmed through those...I didn't know that was you though!

[Jessii]

That's a good thing haha. *blushes*
Innocent little 16 yr old in those chats..

[Habibster]

Chris: I haven't really had a chance to settle into the place, but umm...eh... i'm hoping to get some incence or maybe even a nice shawl

CHANNEL [V]: Is there anything you would like to confess??
Chris: Yeah, my love for the Bee Gees
Scott: Yeah i dunno...i got too many dark secrets...
Chris (I think/or Andy): I once sacrificed a goat

off splendour 2005 on channel [V]

They aren't 100% accurate, but they are accurate enough

[The Dying Start]

Hahaha, I like the sacrificial goat one!

[Kacky]

Haha. Nice.

Is there a video for that, er, no?

[Colezy]

It *might* have been on one of the vids that Jess sent to Glenn?? Not sure. Maybe it was recorded over with the other stuff...not sure.

[Habibster]

mmmmmm...could have been..

I was just skimming through random stations and saw Channel [V] airing some Splendour in the Grass highlights and interviews and stuff...I decided to watch it as my older sister has been to the last few ones and she said she had been interviewed by Danny and James (two of the channel V Hosts, for those of you playing at home ;))

Then, Scott, Chris and Andy popped up, and answered that question, and then they showed them playing like the last minute of Second Solution from Splendour 2005...

Haha sorry guys im not very helpful :|

[Evil Chris]

So.. your older sister is Scott, Chris and Andy.. i don't understand what your saying exactly....

[damo0945]

haha no, he was watching the show because his sister was interviewed at the festival, and TLE came on

EDIT: isn't that channel V thing on either the SOE or MA dvd? coz ive seen it and don't get channel V, maybe saw it at someone else's house though, but i reckon it's on a dvd, maybe festival hall?

[The Dying Start]

Hang on....his sister was smoking some splendid grass? And then she saw TLE answering her questions?

[Craigels]

andy: their a meat pie kinda band but a bloody good gourmet one
scott: sometimes, yeah, sometimes gourmet sometimes mystery mince

on the cold chisel vid.

[Kacky]

"May you all have a Merry Christmas and an apple in your ear." - Chris Cheney

[Amur]

I'm sure it would sound absolutely christastic with his hot aussie accent!:)

[Kacky]

I'm with you on that one, Yana! :D :p

[Jessii]

My sis took a photo of Chris and I sitting on the steps of venue from behind cause both our ass cracks were showing. She showed Chris and he said "Call it 'Chris cracking jokes to Jess!!!!!"

[Renee]

LOL
any chance of seeing this photo?
sounds like a crack up.
oh no pun intended.
hahaha

[Colezy]

It's a cute photo, I can tell you that!!

[Amur]

ahhh I'd like to see it too,if you don't mind,Jessii!:)

[Kacky]

"I love playing live! And I live playing love!" - Chris Cheney

:p

[Jessii]

There are 2 different photos, one where ass crack isnt tooo obvious, and one really bad one, which no one has seen but my sis and i. Here is the not too humilating one:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/TheLivingEnd/jesschrissteps.jpg
(You could see Scott more in the other photo, but i deleted it awhile back)
Another quote memory from that gig, a guy said to Chris after "I was a little disapointed you didnt play anything from the hellbound era" and Chris said "Oh.. sorry." then yelled out "CAN SOMEONE GET THIS GUY HIS MONEY BACK?"

[Amur]

wow nice pic Jess!;)

"I love playing live! And I live playing love!" - Chris Cheney

:p
where's it from?hehe!

[Kacky]

The iTunes Originals interview thingy. :p

[Kacky]

Andy: "John, who's your favourite member of the Living End?"
J: "Andy!"
A: "YES! Say it again!" :p

[giulia]

muahuahuahuahuahuahuahuahuahuahua..XD

[Amur]

Andy: "John, who's your favourite member of the Living End?"
J: "Andy!"
A: "YES! Say it again!" :p
heh,is that a polite question at all!:)

[Kacky]

I thought it was super cute. :p

A: "That was the last track, so I'm sorta done now, I can get drunk and um..."

..."As if he hasn't been drunk before!"

A: "Awwwwwwh."

[Amur]

pointless post:
:D
(haha)
any more quotes from that one,Chels?

[Kacky]

There sure is! Lemme pop in the DVD! :)

[JG-Guitarist]

chris went on the spicks and sepcs show a while ago he had to sing a song an be4 he could some guy said "now we dont need nobody to tel us what to do" and chris goes "dont...dont... its not even the right words ya smart ass" lol

[The Dying Start]

That was Dave O'Neill

[damo0945]

From memory Chris looked quite annoyed with him

[WHITE FALCON]

I thought it was super cute. :p

A: "That was the last track, so I'm sorta done now, I can get drunk and um..."

..."As if he hasn't been drunk before!"

A: "Awwwwwwh."

hahaha i fucking love that!
his face is soo gold!
and his reaction is awesome.

That was Dave O'Neill
i hate that guy lol
he does nothing for me.
he's like the kid at highschool who try's to be funny but everyone just laughs at him coz he's a dick. i think thats why he's a comedian haha

From memory Chris looked quite annoyed with him

yeahhh. chris is soo arrogent on TV :p
well he looked it on that show

[WHITE FALCON]

There are 2 different photos, one where ass crack isnt tooo obvious, and one really bad one, which no one has seen but my sis and i. Here is the not too humilating one:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/TheLivingEnd/jesschrissteps.jpg
(You could see Scott more in the other photo, but i deleted it awhile back)
Another quote memory from that gig, a guy said to Chris after "I was a little disapointed you didnt play anything from the hellbound era" and Chris said "Oh.. sorry." then yelled out "CAN SOMEONE GET THIS GUY HIS MONEY BACK?"

i love pictures like that
it just reminds you that they are normal people who do normal things ha.

[All_torn_down16]

Help! Quote needed! :D

So...since I'm in year 12 we have to find a quote to put under our picture in the school's year book. It has to be either inspirational or amusing and definitely not rude. I'd like to get a TLE quote but it's quite hard because most either only make sense to us (e.g. the to-now quote) or it doesn't work for a school year book. I've trawled through a bit of this thread and the only quote that works so far is:

"Maybe if I point to my brain it will work..."-Chris

So firstly, does anyone know where this quote is from?
And secondly, can anyone think of any other suitable TLE quotes for me to use in the year book so I don't have to go through the whole thread?

Thanks :)

[Big J.G]

"Live for to now and tomorrow and forever and ever and long live the weekend"

I think that'll be a good one.

[WHITE FALCON]

did you go and watch the DVD just to get that quote :p

[Big J.G]

no, i had that in the back of my mind. I honestly don't know where my dvds are.

[Amur]

right, if you actually watched DVD,it would be:
"Live for to-now...Live for to-now and tomorrow and forever and ever! Long live the weekend!" :p

[Caity]

"Live for to now and tomorrow and forever and ever and long live the weekend"

I think that'll be a good one.

I totally said that on the first page of this thread :p

[WHITE FALCON]

hahah i love it on MNL when he's like (this has nothing to do with whiefalcon44 or what evers question) when he says "so as i roll my sleeves up blah blah blah. look at that! blue shirt never looked gayer" i always laugh at that for some reason :p

[All_torn_down16]

I love the to-now quote but people who haven't watched LAFH don't seem to get it argh! So unfortunately I had to rule it out. I don't see why they don't get it though, I mean to-now isn't a word, which is funny...that makes sense to me.

[Big J.G]

How about....

I like chips, I like the chips you eat.

[The Dying Start]

We need some new quotage.

[Amur]

someone definetely should capture these boys and squeeze all the quotes out of them!

[Habibster]

hmm some rough ones from Splendour that i can remember

"This is for all the people who should be in the rave/techno hut but can't be fucked moving" - Chris before playing How Do We Know

"Time for some dirty fucking metal!" - Chris before launching into Make The Call

"Man, we release an album, and then it only gets to number 2, only to be beaten by bloody ABBA....stupid Swede's. *pause* Oh, are they even from Sweden ? :confused: ?"

theres some kinda freshish ones :)
there were some gooduns from splendour but i cant remember them. :p

[Amur]

"This is for all the people who should be in the rave/techno hut but can't be fucked moving" - Chris before playing How Do We Know


oh well.I like that song,now I have to love techno either? :p
weird quotes,as always :D
thanks!

[Kacky]

"Man, we release an album, and then it only gets to number 2, only to be beaten by bloody ABBA....stupid Swede's. *pause* Oh, are they even from Sweden ? :confused: ?"

Hahaha, silly Chris! Cute. :p

[Amur]

at least he was right saying "swedes".even being uncertain :p

[The Dying Start]

http://www.ukagriculture.com/four_seasons/images/swede.jpg

[Pigmy]

Ok i cant really be bothered, nor have the time to go through 400+ posts lol

So apologies if these are already posted.


<Chris starts playing thunderstruck>

<Stops playing when singing comes in>


"Listen it aint gonna fucken happen, I cant sing that high"

Lollll loves it =P

Then this one aint really a quote so to say but yea it funny :P

On spicks and specks

<Chris gets up to sing>

<Fat man starts singing>

"We dont need no body to tell us what to do"
<everyone laughs>

Chris: "Dont go there, it aint even the right lyrics anyway!"

Lol owned i reckon :p

[The Dying Start]

That was Dave O'Neill, he's a comedian...it was a joke. So he wasn't really "owned".

[damo0945]

think he meant Chris Owned Dave O'Neill

[Kacky]

"The sporting bible."

[The Dying Start]

think he meant Chris Owned Dave O'Neill

Yeah, i know that's what he meant. But it was a joke. No one owned anyone.

[damo0945]

I actually recall Chris looking quite pissed off...

[The Dying Start]

Hahaha, you've gotta be joking.

[damo0945]

ok, it was a few years ago that it was on...

[Pigmy]

That was Dave O'Neill, he's a comedian...it was a joke. So he wasn't really "owned".

He was owned in the fact that he tried to make fun at chris (with harmless intent of course) and in him trying to do that he screwed up the lyrics, not on purpose so in that perspective he was "owned" :p

and if you've seen the episode you see Chris does seem to get a tad frustrated when he strted singing :p

[WHITE FALCON]

I actually recall Chris looking quite pissed off...

yeah so do i
i have the episode on the computer and i just watched it lol
chris isnt very happy lol

[The Dying Start]

Next topic retards

[Big J.G]

Interview guy (don't know his name: I would say you're a melbourne band but I think you're a world band.
Scott: Yes, we live in the world!

[Kacky]

Buwahahaha, I love that part.

It takes Andy a second to realize what Scott said too and gets a cute laugh/grin going on. I lol'd.

[Big J.G]

From the podcast:

Chris: That was when we started to take over the world....uh, take on the world.

[The Dying Start]

What are we doing tonight Brain?

The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Trying to take over the world.

[Kacky]

I haven't watched that show in yonks!

[The Dying Start]

Yeah, neither have i. What a shame.

[lozzamouldy]

interviewer - what happened to the coke and hooker days for rock and roll bands? but now its yoga and painting
scott- yeah but he was high as a kite when he was painting

[The Dying Start]

Hahaha, so true.

[Craigels]

I wonder if we'll ever see any of those paintings.

[The Dying Start]

Maybe in 25 years time.

[Ben reed]

for 20'000 dollars

[Big J.G]

not really a quote but

"So here's to the fucked up decisions we've made" - Chris (obviously)

[Craigels]

for 20'000 dollars

Start saving die-hard fans

[The Dying Start]

I've already got a few die-hard fans saved up in my closet.

I feed them peanut butter.

[Kacky]

I had peanut butter on toast this morning, delish.

[Craigels]

I am poor, I have no die-hard fans :(

[sheridan]

rofl.
The quotes are pretty funny.
:D

[Big J.G]

"Really sick humour I've got tonight....every night!" - Chris

[Amur]

"Really sick humour I've got tonight....every night!" - Chris
he better tell something new =-)

[Colezy]

"You wont be seeing MY breasts tonight!" - Chris

I wish I could remember the others!

[Kacky]

Haha, silly Chris. He doesn't have any man breasticles to show off. :p

[The Dying Start]

...yet.

Wait til he's 50 and sagging like Mr Setzer.

[Big J.G]

"Ladies and Gentlemen, can you give me a hand, in giving a hand..."- Chris

reletively new.

[Kacky]

"Somewhere out there is a chick with no bra!"

[NickyG]

"Somewhere out there is a chick with no bra!"

*Crowd Screams*

I neally piss myself laughing as Andy Struggles to put the bra on his head...

Ohh and "Wait til later on and you might see my breasts"

[Colezy]

haha, yeah that was funny. I tried to get a photo of it but was too slow :p

He looked like he was wearing those massive sunglasses that some girls wear haha

[Deadcat Kaye]

Did Andy put on ANOTHER bra?

[Colezy]

Yep :p Someone threw it on stage.

Some guys behind me handed Chris a note which asked if he would marry them :p

[Deadcat Kaye]

hahaha
nice.

2 Bra's in 1 week.
That's a bit......weird...for a straight guy :p

[NickyG]

Bahaha yeah Ohh by the way it wasn't a waste of a beer....

[Colezy]

Purely for showbiz! :p

[NickyG]

Yeh... Half it went on the crowd anyway....

Anyone got a shot when Chris Stood on the Upright Bass...

[Sampson]

i have a photo of chris standing on the double bass... but its from coaster a week or 2 ago if its just any pic of it your after..

[Adele]

I'd like to see pics from Coaster! Do you have more??

[Sampson]

i have a few... the quality isnt the greatest coz i took them on my fone.
i'll put them in the pic thread.. they'll look out out of place here

[Kacky]

hahaha
nice.

2 Bra's in 1 week.
That's a bit......weird...for a straight guy :p

I should buy a few more bras, just for the purpose of throwing them at Andy.

[The Dying Start]

Bahaha yeah Ohh by the way it wasn't a waste of a beer....

That's coz VB ain't beer!

[Big J.G]

I should buy a few more bras, just for the purpose of throwing them at Andy.

I'll throw him some fake tits.

[NickyG]

bahaha one of those breast feeding things 4 guys....

[Ben reed]

like from meet the fockers:D
the manory gland

[Big J.G]

"We are from Victoria, I hope thats OK. I can see a Storm coming on!" - Chris. In between the worst "performances" ever.

[Big J.G]

"I have been accused of alot of things, but never, ever been accused of stealing chords from Keith Urban!!!!!!!!" - Chris

[Big J.G]

Chris: "Thanks to the people who voted for us, who come to see us play, who played us on the radio and...anyone else"
Andy: "Mif!"
Chris: "Thanks Mif!"


"We don't know how to get up on stage without our guitars"

[Kacky]

Andy after winning the ARIA: "Can I hold it!?" :p

[Amur]

Andy after winning the ARIA: "Can I hold it!?" :p
such impressive words!:rolleyes:

[Colezy]

It was the way he said it though. He looked like a little kid in a candy/lolly store :p

[Kacky]

It was Andy's first ARIA too, right? :p

[Colezy]

Yeah, it was. Wolfmother took away any chance that they had of winning :p

[Kacky]

Well, Wolfmother are no more, so that leaves MORE chances! :D

[MODERNART.illery]

Chris Cheney "...my pedal board? well its kinda like Colonel Sanders'"
Me - "Umm.......okayy?"
Chris Cheney "..11 secret herbs and spices"

[lozzamouldy]

something from the aria acceptance speech... i cant remember what it was exactly
chris: "wanna thank george, john:
andy: "ringo?"
chris: "ringo? aah... no"

[Big J.G]

no. it was:

Chris: Thank you to anyone who voted for us, who come to see us play, who played us on the radio and um...anyone else..
Andy: MIF!
Chris: Mif, thanks Mif.

[Kacky]

Chris Cheney "...my pedal board? well its kinda like Colonel Sanders'"
Me - "Umm.......okayy?"
Chris Cheney "..11 secret herbs and spices"

LOL! I like that one.

[lozzamouldy]

oh, wait, it was
chris: dew process, our new label. uh... john, paul and uh...
Andy: ringo
Chris: no, not ringo

[Sarah]

yep, that was it.

very cute :)

[Big J.G]

James Matherson: I hope you guys can clean up
Chris: Someone needs to clean up this floor!

[Big J.G]

Andy after winning the ARIA: "Can I hold it!?" :p

And when Chris gives it to him he says "..mum"

[Colezy]

No need to repeat the whole acceptance speech, ok.

[Kacky]

"We would like to thank Chelsea..."

Oh wait, they didn't say that.

[Colezy]

They were just thinking it, right? :p

[Kacky]

Haha, I think that they were thinking it. :p

[Colezy]

Am I thinking what you're thinking B1? I think I am B2!

:p

[Kacky]

Bananas in Pyjamas! :D

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/6898/bananasun0.jpg

[Colezy]

Haha, I knew someone would come up with that photo :p

[Kacky]

That photo is pretty much what I thought of when I read your post! :p

[Big J.G]

"A thong hit me in the chest, I realised it wasn't my size so I threw it back." - Andy

[Jessii]

Interviewer: "You lucky bastards got to go to the playboy mansion, very quickly and very graphically tell me what it was like."
Andy: "It was.. really good."
Chris: "It was really tame."
Andy: "There was one nude girl with paint all over her."
Chris: "Yeah.... there was a little bit of nudity.....but it was just an amazing house."
Interviewer: "You lucky lucky things."

[Lainey]

Cheney: This song is called 'Reality TV can go fuck itself'
*Launches into We Want More* :)

[Colezy]

"I can tell you all now...I think I am about to wet myself" :p

That was Chris just before he started playing with The Cats on Thurs night.

[May]

"I have to say, I'm about to piss my pants..." :p

[Colezy]

I did have 'piss' in there, but couldn't make up my mind as what which one he used! :p

[May]

The "I have to say" part, I'm not 100% on, cos its fair muffled, but the "I'm about to piss my pants" is fairly clear :p

[Kacky]

Lol, nice! Not surprised about the whole wetting/pissing pants part.

[Lainey]

I laughed for about half an hour at this. Fuck I love Cheney.
This was from one of the online chats the boys have done:

chrisc: its me look how well i type, i a bloody proffessional at this!!!! evne if i cant
spell rigth???